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The Central Bank of Turkmenistan is the national bank of Turkmenistan. It is located in the centre of Ashgabat. It was established in 1991 and regulates the country's banking system and supervises the national financial policy.
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Proteopsis is a genus of flowering plants in the family Asteraceae. It is native to Brazil.
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- Proteopsis argentea Mart. & Zucc. ex Sch.Bip.
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