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{"type":"general","setup":"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?","punchline":"A nervous wreck.","id":258}
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard of the band 1023MB?","punchline":"They haven't got a gig yet.","id":110}
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