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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a \u201cclowder.\u201d","length":38}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call cheese by itself?","punchline":"Provolone.","id":222}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?","punchline":"Because then it'd be a foot!","id":308}
{"type":"general","setup":"Which side of the chicken has more feathers?","punchline":"The outside.","id":295}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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