{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?","punchline":"A stega-snore-us.","id":252}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?","punchline":"It was udder destruction.","id":87}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of award did the dentist receive?","punchline":"A little plaque.","id":250}
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