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Maria Odette Santos Ferreira was a Portuguese professor of microbiology who played an important role in research on HIV, through the identification of the HIV-2 virus in association with the Pasteur Institute of Paris. She was also the coordinator of the Portuguese programme to fight AIDS, overseeing the \"Say no to a second-hand syringe\" project, which resulted in the collection and exchange by pharmacies of 43 million used syringes between 1993 and 2008.
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