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{"type":"general","setup":"What do birds give out on Halloween?","punchline":"Tweets.","id":187}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?","punchline":"Ten-tickles!","id":143}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?","punchline":"Shakespeare.","id":211}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about elevator jokes?","punchline":"They work on so many levels.","id":269}
{"type":"general","setup":"Is the pool safe for diving?","punchline":"It deep ends.","id":146}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Eagle's Nest Art Colony","displaytitle":"Eagle's Nest Art Colony","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5324977","titles":{"canonical":"Eagle's_Nest_Art_Colony","normalized":"Eagle's Nest Art Colony","display":"Eagle's Nest Art Colony"},"pageid":10084491,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Lorado_Taft.jpg/330px-Lorado_Taft.jpg","width":320,"height":420},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Lorado_Taft.jpg","width":501,"height":658},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1264999611","tid":"dc67ec39-c20b-11ef-94a0-03d938118722","timestamp":"2024-12-24T15:29:27Z","description":"Former art colony in Oregon, Illinois, US","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.034,"lon":-89.325},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle's_Nest_Art_Colony","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle's_Nest_Art_Colony?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle's_Nest_Art_Colony?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eagle's_Nest_Art_Colony"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle's_Nest_Art_Colony","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Eagle's_Nest_Art_Colony","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle's_Nest_Art_Colony?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eagle's_Nest_Art_Colony"}},"extract":"The Eagle's Nest Art Colony, the site known in more modern times as the Lorado Taft Field Campus, was founded in 1898 by American sculptor Lorado Taft on the bluffs flanking the east bank of the Rock River, overlooking Oregon, Illinois. The colony was populated by Chicago artists, all members of the Chicago Art Institute or the University of Chicago art department, who gathered in Ogle County to escape the summer heat of Chicago. The colony complex has been used as a field campus for Northern Illinois University since 66 acres (27 ha) of Lowden State Park were turned over to the university by the state of Illinois.","extract_html":"
The Eagle's Nest Art Colony, the site known in more modern times as the Lorado Taft Field Campus, was founded in 1898 by American sculptor Lorado Taft on the bluffs flanking the east bank of the Rock River, overlooking Oregon, Illinois. The colony was populated by Chicago artists, all members of the Chicago Art Institute or the University of Chicago art department, who gathered in Ogle County to escape the summer heat of Chicago. The colony complex has been used as a field campus for Northern Illinois University since 66 acres (27 ha) of Lowden State Park were turned over to the university by the state of Illinois.
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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}